Freeman's Mind： Episode 26-b62jaFWkd4I.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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I'm wasting my damned time.

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I'm trying to open this elevator, but I'm 90% sure this elevator only goes down,

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like everything else here.

#500:00:21.426→00:00:23.228

That's pretty far down, though.

#600:00:23.228→00:00:25.664

All this security must be protect something.

#700:00:25.664→00:00:28.967

I bet we have gnomes down there mining precious metals and gems.

#800:00:28.967→00:00:29.835

I want a gnome.

#900:00:30.702→00:00:32.070

Damn, there's another alien.

#1000:00:33.972→00:00:37.709

I'd put my gnome in a cage and feed him granola. I think they'd eat that.

#1100:00:37.709→00:00:38.810

Eh, who am I kidding?

#1200:00:38.810→00:00:41.713

If the aliens got down there, they'd have eaten them all by now anyway.

#1300:00:41.713→00:00:42.981

Gnomes are small.

#1400:00:42.981→00:00:44.516

Wait, are gnomes even real?

#1500:00:44.516→00:00:45.650

[headcrab squeals] I can't re--WHOA!

#1600:00:47.152→00:00:48.954

Dammit, I'm being followed again.

#1700:00:49.254→00:00:52.824

What happened to that soldier guy? I thought he was taking care of this?

#1800:00:52.824→00:00:54.893

Nobody's doing their job.

#1900:00:54.893→00:00:57.829

Why is everyone who's not me such a problem?

#2000:00:57.829→00:01:01.166

Y'know, some people might argue I'm only focusing on the negative,

#2100:01:01.166→00:01:03.835

but I think that's because I can't think of one thing today

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anyone else has done right.

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All anyone has been doing today has been breaking things,

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running around screaming,

#2500:01:09.708→00:01:11.076

shooting the wrong people,

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or dying.

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I mean, what am I supposed to say to people?

#2800:01:14.179→00:01:17.749

"Wow, you sure did a good job falling down that elevator shaft!"

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Or "Way to lock yourself inside the freezer. I'm so proud of you."

#3000:01:22.487→00:01:24.856

Hey, this is the homeless guy's foundation.

#3100:01:24.856→00:01:26.925

I'm going in circles again!

#3200:01:26.925→00:01:28.393

I'd better speed up.

#3300:01:28.393→00:01:30.729

If going to go in circles, I want to go faster.

#3400:01:31.396→00:01:33.398

Wait, wait wait, wait, wait.

#3500:01:33.398→00:01:37.736

I haven't checked this tunnel out, and I'm still waiting for hidden treasure.

#3600:01:37.736→00:01:40.205

We get funding for a lot of shady projects.

#3700:01:40.205→00:01:42.507

Maybe there's some Nazi gold back here.

#3800:01:42.507→00:01:44.509

Siegen sie mir das geld.

#3900:01:44.509→00:01:46.044

Eh, there's nothing here.

#4000:01:46.044→00:01:48.480

Just a dead end and some more boxes.

#4100:01:48.480→00:01:51.416

Probably filled with network cards we can't use.

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BNC or something.

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Well, back on the labyrinth ride.

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See, I'm remaining calm about going in circles

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because I know I haven't investigated every possible path yet.

#4600:02:00.992→00:02:03.361

See, there's one. I don't know where that goes.

#4700:02:03.361→00:02:05.864

Some people stay lost their WHOLE LIVES!

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Eeeh...

#4900:02:07.499→00:02:08.433

In fact, most people.

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EVERYONE!

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Everyone's lost, except me.

#5200:02:12.170→00:02:13.471

Except for right now.

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There's that hook again.

#5400:02:14.806→00:02:17.242

I'm going to come back here if I can't find the right way.

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I won't be surprised if this entire track is devoted to taking people in circles,

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but I will be disappointed.

#5700:02:23.014→00:02:25.684

Hey, there's one of those signs again that might do something.

#5800:02:26.251→00:02:27.018

I'm going to shoot it.

#5900:02:28.019→00:02:30.622

That's so weird; it spins the wrong way.

#6000:02:30.622→00:02:35.393

Now, did that actually do anything, or am I shooting at things for no reason again?

#6100:02:35.393→00:02:37.629

Ah! It did!

#6200:02:37.629→00:02:38.730

I'm surprised that worked.

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I wouldn't have thought that shooting road signs was the correct thing to do.

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[rumbling] I always thought that--

#6500:02:43.101→00:02:47.205

Jesus Christ, are we running a geothermal plant down here, too?

#6600:02:47.205→00:02:48.106

Stop, stop.

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Okay, a dead body and an alien who hasn't seen me yet.

#6800:02:51.910→00:02:54.045

I can put one and one together.

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Actually, that's one and negative one.

#7000:02:57.849→00:02:59.851

Now it's negative two and me.

#7100:03:00.285→00:03:02.287

But wait, wouldn't I be number one?

#7200:03:02.754→00:03:04.656

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

#7300:03:04.656→00:03:06.758

See, this is why you have to define your terms.

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If you don't, people die.

#7500:03:08.693→00:03:10.795

Oop, there's that tentacle again.

#7600:03:12.030→00:03:13.665

Bad spot, chunky.

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Get it all up, I'll wait.

#7800:03:16.601→00:03:19.771

I should've just driven the tram straight through it, but, I dunno,

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that might've caused it to come crashing down on top of me.

#8000:03:22.607→00:03:23.942

Wouldn't want that.

#8100:03:24.509→00:03:27.345

I wonder if circus people already know about these things.

#8200:03:27.345→00:03:28.580

Carnies.

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Some of the strangest things I've ever seen in my life have been at the freak show.

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Ah, but they had the freaks in cages where they belong!

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Back. There might be something here.

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Besides death, I mean.

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I doubt there will be.

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I'm sure I'll go up the stairs and find nothing but a stack of dead bodies,

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with a smiley-faced sticker attached--

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[headcrab squeals] with a smiley-faced sticker attached--

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Fugh!

#9200:03:50.635→00:03:51.870

That was sneaky!

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Where did you go?!

#9400:03:56.441→00:03:58.476

Well, let that be a lesson to you.

#9500:03:59.010→00:04:02.981

How did those bastards know to jump towards the only vulnerable part of my body?

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If I was quick enough, I might be able to headbutt them, but I don't--

#9700:04:06.084→00:04:08.453

Now, what's this? The sentry gun?

#9800:04:08.453→00:04:10.855

It can't be bothered to shoot those aliens crawling around,

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yet it has no problems seeing me through a wall?

#10000:04:14.259→00:04:16.828

These things cause more problems than they solve.

#10100:04:17.262→00:04:18.897

Ah-hah! Buttons!

#10200:04:19.130→00:04:20.131

What did that do?

#10300:04:20.565→00:04:21.733

Oh, it moved the hook.

#10400:04:22.100→00:04:24.569

So, why the hell was that there in the first place?

#10500:04:24.569→00:04:26.104

Well, that opens up some options.

#10600:04:26.104→00:04:29.941

And I'm going to be Mr. Efficiency and switch the track while I'm up here.

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Because maybe I'm just a pessimist,

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but I get the sneaking sensation this track is going to find a way

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to send me back in circles again.

#11000:04:37.649→00:04:40.685

I mean, why should it be any different than anything else in this building?

#11100:04:40.685→00:04:43.488

I don't think this tram has any real function here.

#11200:04:43.488→00:04:45.857

It's just some CEO's fantasy track.

#11300:04:45.857→00:04:47.792

Why have a model train that goes in circles

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when you can afford the real thing?

#11500:04:49.928→00:04:50.662

Aah!

#11600:04:53.231→00:04:57.402

Yeah, I'm sure before long, I'll start seeing some giant Styrofoam trees.

#11700:04:57.402→00:05:00.972

I will say that I do dig this sign-shooting track switch system.

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I mean, I thought there'd be a control station with--Ah, wire!

#11900:05:03.975→00:05:05.710

I AM going in circles.

#12000:05:05.710→00:05:08.146

But no, they just want you to shoot the signs.

#12100:05:08.146→00:05:11.616

Like drunk hillbillies shooting deer-crossing signs from their pickups.

#12200:05:11.616→00:05:12.517

Works for me.

#12300:05:12.517→00:05:13.451

[imitating banjo plucking]

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[machine gun fire] [imitating banjo plucking]

#12500:05:14.352→00:05:15.520

Hm. Gunfire.

#12600:05:15.520→00:05:18.089

I've changed my stance from that being a happy thing.

#12700:05:18.089→00:05:20.525

HEY, DON'T MIND ME, GUYS! I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH!

#12800:05:21.059→00:05:22.327

OKAY! YOU CAN CUT THAT OUT!

#12900:05:22.327→00:05:24.262

I'M REALLY NOT TRYING TO GET IN ANYBODY'S WAY!

#13000:05:25.897→00:05:28.299

OH MY GOD! WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOSTILE?!

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THIS THING'S SPINNING!

#13200:05:31.436→00:05:32.570

I'M GETTING DIZZY!

#13300:05:33.104→00:05:35.406

I CAN'T SHOOT YOU ACCURATELY WHEN I'M DIZZY!

#13400:05:36.007→00:05:36.808

WHERE ARE YOU?!

#13500:05:37.108→00:05:37.775

NO!

#13600:05:40.445→00:05:41.446

YOU FLANKING ME?

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I'M...READY...SORT OF!

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[exhales]

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I think I'm just going to take a breather for a minute.

#14000:05:54.092→00:05:55.734

I should've been a pirate.